DOES NOT PROVIDE ASSISTANCE FOR SPAMMERS BUT WE CAN ADVISE YOU ABOUT WHETHER YOU ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY
By their nature, viagra Spammers and the like have to be dishonest, almost by definition. In order to think that they can get you to read their sickeningly stupid emails, they have to trick you into opening their emails, just like the virus writers, and some spam is even sent out by slave computers which have been taken over by a virus.
So you still think you want to hire a spammer? Have you been offered bullet-proof hosting services - often through a spam email? Do you want to advertise your business to 64 billion email addresses? You should ask yourself the question . . . can you trust a dishonest spammer not to take you for a ride? We assume that you have a product or a scam scheme that is so disreputable that you can't advertise it properly through a well constructed webpage designed by a competant webmaster nor through the discreet small-ads of the local paper. . . We assume that your product or service is so disreputable that you don't mind its association with the spammers and scams on the internet.
Is it really worth paying your precious dosh to a spammer? Do the spammers really get the results they say they do? Can the spammers really get their emails past the spam filters?
Whilst we will not divulge what we know about the spammers' techniques, we can help you to make your decision.
We know ISPs whose spam filtering is so terrible that they will definitely block your spam because we know that they block their customers' legitimate emails into the bargain. We know the tricks that spammers use to evade the normal filters, so we know if the spammers are likely to expect success with certain systems. We have confidence in our systems to block all spam!
For a fee of £500, we are willing to receive a sample spam from your spammer on your behalf and advise you whether your spammer is ripping you off. We could have saved a car dealer £10000s if he had taken our advice: we are willing to tell you if you have a good and effective spammer or whether your spammer is not good at his job. We will tell you whether the spam we see from him is of the nature that is seen all the time and is easy to block, or whether that sort of spam gives most systems a hard time. We will not provide details of the particular hallmarks the spammer is exhibiting nor any information to assist you or the spammer in avoiding detection.
your spam is unlikely to get through our systems in the first place, and
because most ISPs are happy with their vanilla systems without our advice (leaving their clients blissfully unaware of how bad their systems are),
submitting your sample to our tests will not negatively affect the effectiveness of your proposed campaign, and we could save you a lot of money if it's going to be ineffective.
There are many spams which are currently undetectable with conventional filters which can only be stopped by way of our unique PASSIONFRUIT filter libraries which are not used by any ISP apart from our SpamInsights subscribers. We can tell you if your proposed spam is one of those or whether it will be slaughtered by vanilla systems and be a complete waste of time, effort and money.
In offering this service, we are not gamekeeper turned poacher:
If we are able to tell you that your proposed campaign is likely to be effective, you would have done it anyway without our advice.
If we are able to tell you that what your spamming service is proposing will be futile, we are likely to save you the cost of carrying it out as well as saving the internet community the nuisance of having received it.
Every day we see thousands of spams being binned in spam bins having been sent out without any realistic hope of them being received. The advertisers have wasted their money and merely clogged up internet resources. Internet server hard discs are hammered by the constant onslaught and the server farms are required to consume ever more electrical energy to power them, contributing to global warming. Perpetual hammering by spam slows down servers to the point that sites are starting to need two servers to handle webpages and email services separately rather than together. Wasted spam serves no point and damages more than the temper of the potential recipient.
Before spamming or hiring a spammer you really should think of the impression your spam is going to have. Some webmasters target competing sites and email the clients offering free advertising. Is your website really doing that badly that you want to tell the world how desperate you are to get customers that you offer free advertising?
Some webmasters who spam clients of competing sites offering cheap offers or free advertising inform us that this part of the business world and is therefore good business practice. They then get very cross when their good business practice is publicised. We don't understand the logic.
To order the spamming advisory service, CONTACT US and you can send a sample spam to firstname.lastname@example.org
FURTHER ADVICE ON HIRING A SPAMMER
Other than being "lucky" enough for one of those spam emails about the services of a "bullet proof" hosting account to have got through your ISPs systems to your email box, we don't know where you would liik to hire one! They're pretty underground people . . . Sean Dunaway may be on his way to prison whilst millionaire Jeremy Jaynes already is . . . Alan Ralsky's probably the man you want but why add to the millions of the likes of these people if your precious advertising won't get through the filters? Peter Kestler knows about spam in the Phillipines but we block his stuff every day.
We are not here to help you get through the filters, but we'll tell you whether your chosen spammer is ahead or one of the useless run-off-the-mill . . .
Please use any of the programs listed on Google as we've probably got the filters to cope with these already . . . and we probably know where is the advertised bullet proof hosting to further identify your spam as being from a spam friendly ISP. As the spam filters already know about all of these methods and the location of the computers used, don't you think that your spam advertising campaign is likely to be a waste of money? Unless your man is the real McCoy, you'll probably be being conned. . .
How not to send a genuine email if you want your genuine email not to be caught . . .
Don't make it fancy! Before engaging the services of some well meaning company such as the following, check with an anti-spam expert such as ourselves that the resulting emails won't be caught . . . Companies such as the following should check their claims with us and arrange for us to analyse resulting emails.
The following email was caught. . .
From: "E-Media Solutions" email@example.com
Just to let you know that you could be sending your emails out incorporating your
company header rather than a blank white screen, without affecting the file size of
your emails at all.
Email Templates that have been created in house contain images and can cause all
sorts of problems for you the sender, the Email Stationery we produce does not
contain the images as all the image content of your template is embedded preventing
any rejection from the recipients server and ensuring high speed travel.
The Email stationery we produce for companies , are the same e-letterheads that the
large blue chips companies are now implementing (see examples
http://e-mediasolutions.co.uk/layouts.htm ) providing a professional letterhead for
your email correspondence to be sent out on while ensuring reliability in transit.
You wouldn't dream of sending hard copy correspondence out without using your
company's pre printed stationery, you can now send your emails out on your company's
stationery 100% reliably and for a negligible cost.
You provide us with your artwork, either in hard copy or an emailable version (We
can lift artwork from your website if you like), we send you a proof, once approved,
we provide a self installing CD which will incorporate your letterhead into your
emails, giving all your correspondence a professional identity.
If you would like to know more information or to place your order then click the
website link below.
If it is someone else within your organisation who would decide on this then please
forward them this email.
Email letterheads are compatible with Outlook and Outlook Express, the most widely
used email software. You can select to use your E-letterhead or de-select whenever
appropriate, once installed your E-letterhead can be used whenever you want.
To see a movie presentation on this service use our website link below or give us a
call on 01782-281387.
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